Things from space are so awesome. If you've never seen a picture of an eclipse from space, use caution because the awesome can be lethal for the uninitiated. If you have (which is more likely) this is still awesome because it just happened today, and we have pictures of it from space because we human beings have created all manner of space craft that we rocket into orbit and have do our bidding. When does the awesome stop? Never.
"Visions of the Giant Squid: To Eat a Cat (also, with instructions for knitting a squid hat for your infant)"
Edit: If the link didn't take you to the squid-hat before, it should now (if it did take you to the squid hat before, God only knows where it will take you now).
ABC News: French Journal Says New Crustacean Found: "Divers have discovered a new crustacean in the South Pacific that resembles a lobster and is covered with what looks like silky, blonde fur, French"
"In a moment of sudden clarity, I realized what this world needed was a web page devoted to pictures of celebrities playing table tennis. And here it is!"
" 'I am not exaggerating. My child is literally coughing his head off.'
I think she showed an admirable amount of restraint not taking the poor kid to the emergency room. It must take nerves of steel to leave such a precise and factual message for your pediatrician when your child’s head is falling off."
"Microtoss Train Spotting Simulator brings the power and excitement of one of the world's most favorite hobbies to your PC, placing you in the role of a trainspotter with unprecedented realism, exciting real-world challenges, and the tools to recreate almost any trainspotting experience in the world."
what so you all think about Vegas Danielle??? Noone likes it and my husband says im crazy. I really like it but i dont want to name her that if everyone is just going to make fun of it. HELP!!!
My first entry here was "Well, I'm glad Peter Noone likes it, but how do the other Herman's Hermits feel?"
But reader Tigris thought this was a bit presumptuous of me, and suggested I write to Peter and find out what Noone REALLY thinks.
Noone wrote back right away. And sure enough, Noone likes it. In fact, that was his entire response: "I like it."
So now we have our answer! And we've had our very first celebrity guest appearance!
"11. Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty)."
"According to tradition, virtually any kind of melon or pumpkin kept more than ten days or after Christmas will become a vampire, rolling around on the ground and growling to pester the living."