Dude, CHeck IT oUT!

Okay, so this is a sciency Wikipedia page, and I don't know if that really counts for posting to this hallowed blog of awesome, but it scares the shit out of me. Did you know that sharks have "small pockets full of special jelly" in clusters all over their skin that allow them to sense electro-magnetic fields? So that they can sense an animal's tiniest movement and then eat that animal? And that these jelly-filled organs from hell sound like an impressive architectural detail or something?

The whole article on great white sharks is terrifying. Do people who grow up near water know these things? They don't tell little Midwestern children.

I, um... I spend a lot of time on Wikipedia.

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