This was posted yesterday on the previously mentioned
Overheard in the Office:
Japanese professor: The peroxides are very volatile. If you drop them, we have to be out of the building before they hit the floor.
Grad student: I won't drop them.
Japanese professor: And only Japanese ninja can move that fast.
Grad student: OK.
Japanese professor: I am well trained in the art of the ninja.
Wide Lawns and Narrow MindsThe blog of a woman who works in the office of a gated community. The stories are exagerated for humorous effect.
"My couch is more important than your job! I can not get another couch. This is a one of a kind piece of furniture. Do you understand what that is? I'm sure you bought your couch at Rooms to Go, but I HAD THIS MADE!! You can get another job and you people are a dime a dozen anyway. I'm sure Wide Lawns won't have a problem finding your replacement. Now let my driver in NOW!!!!!!!!!"
The only source for glue advice you'll ever need:
thistothat.comP.S. Try "ceramic to ceramic."