Customers Suck!:
A fun commmunity, and it has like, 50+ posts a day, so there's always something new.
"Me: Oh... how does this relate to your divorce Mrs UI?
UI: I'm not getting a divorce! I want to sue my boss!
Me: I'm sorry, you need an employment lawyer, I'm afraid our secretaries must have made a mistake.
UI: No, they said I couldn't get an appointment with them until next week.
Me: And then they transferred you to me?
plotting death of secretariesUI: No they wouldn't! indignant I had to ring back and ask for you. You did my cousin's divorce.
Me: Did you tell them why you wanted to see me?
still considering secretary murderUI: I tried! But they wouldn't let me see you. I had to ring back AGAIN and tell them I wanted a divorce!?!
and she's super pissed off about this apparently - our evil secretarial staff!"