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Wednesday, October 25, 2006
Chuck Norris Responds to Chuck Norris Facts
Chuck Norris has a column!
"Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."
There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood. "
"Alleged Chuck Norris Fact: "Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries. Ever."
There was a man whose tears could cure cancer or any other disease, including the real cause of all diseases – sin. His blood did. His name was Jesus, not Chuck Norris.
If your soul needs healing, the prescription you need is not Chuck Norris' tears, it's Jesus' blood. "
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So, when Ryan said he was Christian, I didn't realize that that was the focus of his entire column.
He was so sincere, it was a little creepy.
Sweet, but creepy. That's what sincerity does.
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He was so sincere, it was a little creepy.
Sweet, but creepy. That's what sincerity does.
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